Corrupt a wish

Guest

Eh, Follow along i'm sure you'll get the hang of it some here at The ship already know how to play!

I wish for pie

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:07 pm

Granted, but its poison and you die.

I wish for a donkey

Guest

Granted, it hits you in your face

I wish for pie

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:24 pm

Granted but I steal and eat it -yum-

I wish for I'M A FIREIN MY LAZER BLARRRRGH

Guest

granted, it gets reflected back at you

I wish I wasn't so bored!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:40 pm

HAHA a CAW thread.

Granted, but I make you bored again.

I wish for pie.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:16 am

Granted but I eat it

I wish for DR OCTAGONAPUS BLARRGH

Guest

Granted but the beam destroys you.

I wish I had beat Roxas in RP Sad

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:19 pm

Granted, but he beats you in RP every other time.

I wish for cake.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:13 pm

It's vanilla. (regular show reference)

I WISH FO' CHOCOLATE CAKE!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:35 pm

It's vanilla. (regular show reference) Razz

I wish for VANILLA CAKE

Guest

Granted, but a Slitheen kills you.

I wish I wasn't so alone in the universe.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:47 pm

granted, you become haunted by ghosts.

i wish for vanilla ice cream.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:54 pm

Granted but I eat it

I wish for mustache cash stash

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:01 pm

granted, but i shave it off.

i wish that i was normal.

Guest

Granted but everyone likes you the way you are.

I wish granite would stop being SO mineral

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:29 pm

granted, he becomes an extrusive igneous rock, and is rechristened Basalt.

I wish that I was smarter than a 5th grader.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:32 pm

Granted but I sixth grader is still smarter

I wish I was a millionaire

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:43 pm

granted but you lose half of your money to taxes.

i wish that taxes didnt exist.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:02 pm

Granted, but then America has no extra money to use for anything else.

I wish for world peace.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:58 pm

Granted but we all die of boredom

I wish for never ending wishes

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:42 pm

Granted, they're never-ending corrupted wishes.

I wish that.....pi.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:44 pm

Granted but it ends

I wish for an answer to who came first the chicken or the egg.

Guest

granted but you get confused

I wish that I was with DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAH, so that i can show him that IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!! BLAAAAAAAAAH

Guest

Granted, but you used it on yourself.
I wish for tooonami to come back to cartoon network.